We won't sleep together?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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