Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Farmville is her only friend.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
