***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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