I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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