i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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