Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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