I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
