if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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