so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize