And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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