Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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