brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Will you blow on my dice?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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