And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
vagina is talking i cant
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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