Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You ruined the universe
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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