There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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