Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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