Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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