Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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