u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize