I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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