It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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