Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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