That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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