We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
This is the high leading the old right now
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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