you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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