I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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