You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
How does one acquire holy water?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize