No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We are all done wearing pants today
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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