Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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