Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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