Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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