After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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