I wannas sexs uuuuu
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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