grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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