For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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