S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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