at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
