Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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