YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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