You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
