Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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