This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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