So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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