my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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