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I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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