It's Friday. Sex?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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