im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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