every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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