You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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