My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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