It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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