we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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