who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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